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Monday, February 3, 2020

Incidentally, 1,000 No’s is what Trump calls consent (the first fight decided by natural causes)


What better way to start Black History Month than to be failed by the justice system. Why was this impeachment ever a good idea? We would have been better off yelling, “Citizen’s Arrest!” —Michael Che

I can’t be a democrat and a Knicks fan. That’s too much heartbreak, man. —Michael Che

Boxers Larry Holmes and Jerry Cooney are in talks for a rematch nearly 40 years after they last fought. It will consist of 10 rounds and 80 bathroom breaks. It will be the first fight decided by natural causes. —Michael Che

The Palestinian president has rejected Trump’s Middle East peace plan saying, “1,000 No’s to the deal.” Incidentally, 1,000 No’s is what Trump calls consent. —Michael Che

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