In addition to hamberders, there was chorken nerglets, fronch firs, felayshofitch and of course, pizzazz (Chlamydia/Ted Cruz 2020)

Of course, this shutdown has been hard on government employees, particularly the president. His popularity has taken a nosedive. Even the super-republican-leaning Rasmussen poll shows Trump with his lowest approval rating in a year. He’s cratering. By the time the election rolls around, he could lose to the ticket of Chlamydia/Ted Cruz 2020. --Stephen Colbert

Trump tweeted about having the champion Clemson Tigers football team at the White House: “Great being with the national champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the shutdown, I served them massive amounts of fast food--I paid. Over 1,000 hamberders, etc cetera.” That’s right in addition to hamberders, there was chorken nerglets, fronch firs, felayshofitch and of course, pizzazz. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”