Indianapolis Colts Mock Draft (3/20/19)

Clelin Ferrell Edge Clemson 1st Round, 26

Jerry Tillery IDL Notre Dame 2nd Round, 34

Deionte Thompson S Alabama 2nd Round, 59

Riley Ridley WR Georgia 3rd Round, 89

Justin Hollins Edge Oregon 4th Round, 129

Josh Oliver TE San Jose State 4th Round, 135

Deshaun Davis LB Auburn 5th Round, 164

Derrick Baity CB Kentucky 6th Round, 199

Mitch Hyatt OT Clemson 7th Round, 240

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

In addition to hamberders, there was chorken nerglets, fronch firs, felayshofitch and of course, pizzazz (Chlamydia/Ted Cruz 2020)

Of course, this shutdown has been hard on government employees, particularly the president. His popularity has taken a nosedive. Even the super-republican-leaning Rasmussen poll shows Trump with his lowest approval rating in a year. He’s cratering. By the time the election rolls around, he could lose to the ticket of Chlamydia/Ted Cruz 2020. --Stephen Colbert

Trump tweeted about having the champion Clemson Tigers football team at the White House: “Great being with the national champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the shutdown, I served them massive amounts of fast food--I paid. Over 1,000 hamberders, etc cetera.” That’s right in addition to hamberders, there was chorken nerglets, fronch firs, felayshofitch and of course, pizzazz. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Trump just walked into a McDonald’s and went, “Give me the usual.” (his four most trusted advisors)

Last Night President Trump hosted the National Championship winning Clemson Tigers football team at the White House, where he paid $3,000 out of his own pocket to provide them with pizza, fries and hamburgers. To place this order, Trump just walked into a McDonald’s and went, “Give me the usual.” --James Corden

Trump bought food from McDonald’s, Wendy’s Burger King and Domino’s -- or as Trump calls them, his four most trusted advisors. --James Corden

This morning Trump tweeted about the dinner, and proceeded to misspell the word “hamburgers.” Of course he did. He’s the President of the United States. He called them “hamberders.” But anyway this afternoon it was back to business as usual. Trump was 100% focused on his “Berder” wall. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Tragic, yes... (but I can also see the bright side)

"It could now be profitable for oil companies to start drilling for oil in Los Angeles again. And once again, I think President Bush doesn't really understand this issue. Like today, he announced the drawing of a contingency plan to invade the San Fernando Valley." --Jay Leno

"God, that's got to be depressing for women, don't you think? I mean, think about it. When even a legally blind guy has a roving eye, come on!" --Jay Leno

"According to a new study by scientists at Clemson University, almost 3,000 bacteria are transferred every time you double-dip something. More bad news for New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats