But take it from Stormy Daniels... (Thank you, I wrote that joke)

The government shutdown continues, which means bathrooms at National Parks are not being cleaned. So, a man in Oregon decided to clean one himself, and then he sent a bill for $28 to Donald Trump. Yeah, that’ll show him. But take it from Stormy Daniels, if you want Trump to write you a check, you’re going to have to do something way grosser than clean a public bathroom. This guy has about a good a chance of getting that $28 as Blockbuster does of getting back my rented copy of “Rush Hour 2.” It’s not going to happen. --James Corden

In other news, a recent Singapore Airlines flight was halfway to London before the crew realized there was a stowaway. A bird had snuck onto the plane and was sitting in business class. The airline was okay with it because the bird’s a frequent flyer. Thank you, I wrote that joke. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”