Which is great news for everyone whose New Year’s resolution was lawless anarchy (living her best life)

Because we keep learning more and more details of Trump’s close ties to Moscow. For instance, after Trump fired James Comey, the FBI began a counter-intelligence investigation of Trump. Which makes sense. Everything Trump does is counter intelligence. --Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile in role model news, a woman got banned from Wal-Mart after riding a cart while drinking wine from a Pringles can. I’m sorry, that headline is wrong. It should read, “Woman got banned from Wal-Mart for living her best life.” --Stephen Colbert

It’s day 25 of the government shutdown. Which is great news for everyone whose New Year’s resolution was lawless anarchy. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”