if you believe the liberal media (Even Justin Bieber doesn't get to do that)

"Yesterday was President Obama's birthday. He turned 49 years old, if you believe the liberal media." –Jimmy Kimmel

"The president had dinner with Oprah in Chicago. Even Justin Bieber doesn't get to do that." –Jimmy Kimmel

"A judge in California overturned the state's gay marriage ban yesterday. Don't get too excited, though — he doesn't plan on telling his parents until Thanksgiving. " –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House is planning a small belated birthday party for President Obama on Sunday, when Michelle and Sasha are back from Spain. It'll be a small intimate gathering. You know, just friends, family, the Salahis…" –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”