It's all part of my plan to make sure no babies vote against me in 2020 (This is banana and definitely not recording device)

Donald Trump wants to use an executive order to end birthright citizenship, which is when a non-citizen gives birth in the U.S., making the baby a citizen. Trump was like, "It's all part of my plan to make sure no babies vote against me in 2020." --Jimmy Fallon

I read about a cafeteria worker in Virginia who writes positive messages for students on bananas. Take a look at this. Pretty cool. Look at that. "You're smart." "Dream big." "Inspire yourself." Yeah, it's pretty uplifting. Well, I guess the White House cafeteria does something similar. But their message in the White House aren't quite the same. I'll show you what they mean. For example, this first banana says, "Get out while you can." This next one says [Russian accent] "This is banana and definitely not recording device." And finally, this banana says, "Note to President -- This is not a phone." --Jimmy Fallon

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