“Oh, I’m not the Burger King,” said Newt Gingrich (what-the-hell man)

United Airlines just announced a new plan where you will have to pay to store a carry-on in the overhead bin. What’s next? “In case of a water landing, your seat can be used as a flotation device for only $129. Major credit cards accepted.” –James Corden

Vice President Joe Biden said yesterday that he may run for office in 2020 telling reporters, “What the hell, man.” I don’t know how to tell you this, Joe, but we already elected “what-the-hell man.” –Seth Meyers

Donald Trump is reportedly considering a fast-food CEO for labor secretary. “Oh, I’m not the Burger King,” said Newt Gingrich. –Seth Meyers