I think those two cancel each other out (Russia has Democrats?)

Donald Trump has nominated Ben Carson to be his secretary of Housing and Urban Development, or HUD. Incidentally, “hud” is the sound that Ben Carson made when he heard the news. “Ben, Donald Trump is on the phone.” “Hud?” –Seth Meyers

Ben Carson has accepted Donald Trump’s offer to be secretary of Housing and Urban Development, despite previously saying he did not feel qualified to lead a governmental department. But he changed his mind because he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. –Seth Meyers

A recent poll found that 58 percent of Americans believe Donald Trump will try to work with Democrats. Oh, Russia has Democrats? I didn’t know. –Seth Meyers