"Hillary Clinton
called President Bush's explanation strange and far-fetched. Let me tell you
something, if anyone has heard strange and far-fetched explanations from a
president of the United States, it is Hillary, so she knows what she's talking
about." --Jay Leno
"At a press
conference in Kansas the other day President Bush was asked if he had seen
'Brokeback Mountain.' He said, no, he doesn’t like westerns where the cowboys
go into town for a day spa. George W. Bush is an old fashioned guy. He gets up
to leave the room when Ben-Gay commercials come on." --Conan O'Brien
"It was reported
today that U.S. military bases will not show 'Brokeback Mountain.' However,
during interrogations, U.S. troops will continue to show 'Deuce Bigalow:
European Gigolo.'" --Conan O'Brien
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