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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

All right, leak the sex tape.



A new poll found that Hillary Clinton is now increasing her lead over Bernie Sanders. Experts say Bernie would need something major to regain people's attention. Then Bernie was like, "All right, leak the sex tape." –Jimmy Fallon
Ahead of tonight's Republican debate over on CNN, Donald Trump's doctor released his medical records. He said that Trump has never used alcohol or tobacco in his life. Which explains how Trump got so good at ruining a party. –Jimmy Fallon
A new study claims the stress of being president takes three years off your life. So suddenly everyone is thinking of voting for Trump. –Conan O’Brien


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