They're
saying that this could be one of the warmest Christmases in 30 years. Last
Christmas, people left out milk and cookies for Santa. This Christmas, people
leave out a cool rag and a stick of Mitchum deodorant. –Jimmy Fallon
Last
Christmas, Santa made a list of who's naughty or nice. This Christmas, Santa
made a list of who has central air and who doesn't. –Jimmy Fallon
Last
Christmas, you went to an ugly sweater party. This Christmas, you're going to
an ugly, sweaty party. –Jimmy Fallon
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