The
New York Times and CBS released a poll this morning that shows Donald Trump in
his strongest position of primary season. While Jeb Bush remains in the SAME position
– fetal. –Seth Meyers
Kim
Jong Un will be sending his personal all-girl band to China next week in an
effort to improve the relationship between the two countries. They’ll be
playing all their hits, like “Never Let Me Go,” “Can I Stay Here Awhile,” and
their newest single, “Seriously Though, I’m Begging You Please Don’t Make Me Go
Back There.” –Seth Meyers
The
University of Vermont has announced that they will now offer a course on the
science of marijuana. The earliest it’s offered is 2 p.m. –Seth Meyers
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