In
Florida, a naked man was arrested for driving 110 mph while drunk. He was
charged with Florida’s most serious crime, "not being on meth."
–Conan O’Brien
It
was reported today that more than 50 members of Congress still haven’t paid
back their student loans. John McCain said he just needs a little more time.
–Conan O’Brien
Ted
Cruz has jumped ahead of Donald Trump in the latest Iowa poll. The poll was
called "Who’s crazier?" –Conan O’Brien
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