Tonight
was the opening of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.” And in an interview at this
week’s premiere, one of its stars, Oscar Isaac said he would leave Earth
forever if he could take a family member. Or as most people call that,
“Defeating the purpose of leaving Earth.” –Jimmy Fallon
Happy
Birthday to Pope Francis, who turned 79 years old today. People asked if he
wished for world peace when he blew out his candles, and the Pope said, “Nope -
a hoverboard!” Very hard to get. –Jimmy Fallon
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