There
was a big ceremony at the Capital yesterday to unveil a marble statue of Dick Cheney.
People said, "Wow, he looks so life-like." And then Cheney said,
"Actually, the statue's over there." —Jimmy Fallon
Target's
website crashed this week due to the flood of customers shopping on Cyber
Monday. While Radio Shack's website crashed when one person googled Radio
Shack. —Jimmy Fallon
Russia
is planning to build a base on the moon where astronauts will live permanently.
When asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren,
lifeless landscape, the Russians said, "No, that's why we want to go to
the moon." —Jimmy Fallon
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