When
I heard about parents naming their kids after Instagram filters, I was like,
“This is ridiculous! I have got to tell my son, Snapchat, about this.
Periscope, get your brother.” The good news about naming your daughter after an
Instagram filter like Sierra, Willow, or Lux is that she won't have to change
her name if she becomes a stripper. –James Corden
Donald
Trump was in Macon, Georgia, this week. Again, he suggested that CNN should pay
to get him to come to the next debate. He's treating the Republican primary
like it's an entertainment show and he is the star — which, let's be honest, he
is kind of exactly. It's like "Celebrity Apprentice,” but with even worse
celebrities. –Jimmy Kimmel
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