Fine, we'll just let Jeb Bush talk for two hours

Let’s talk about Donald Trump, because we do it every night. He said that he may skip the next Republican debate on CNN unless the network pays him $5 million. But CNN laughed it off, saying, “We don't have $5 million.” –Jimmy Fallon

CNN was like, “Fine, we'll just let Jeb Bush talk for two hours — oh my God, where do we send the check?” –Jimmy Fallon

In an interview with Charlie Rose yesterday, Hillary Clinton admitted that she has Wall Street connections, but said that she can't be bribed with campaign donations. Then Hillary said, “And especially they can't bribe me at Hillary for America, P.O. Box 526, New York, New York, don't even think of sending money there, this weekend.” –Jimmy Fallon