At least he’s open to the idea that there will be future presidents (the guy who played Beastmaster and Vanilla Ice)

President Trump has another new project in mind, telling reporters on Wednesday that he’d like to convert part of his Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Fla., into a Camp David-style retreat for official use by foreign leaders and future presidents. At least he’s open to the idea that there will be future presidents, I guess. —Jimmy Kimmel

“According to the plans, ‘future presidents would also be offered comped membership to the Trump club.’ Wow, what a treat. Just what a Gavin Newsom would want — a luxurious spot to unwind and relax with the MyPillow man and the guy who played Beastmaster and Vanilla Ice.” — Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

No president in the history of this country has ever had to have his brain examined this many times in a row (an 80-year-old man yelling about windmills)

Last week, President Trump announced the Great American State Fair, a lavish musical event to celebrate America’s 250th birthday with performers including Martina McBride, Morris Day and the Time, the Commodores, Milli Vanilli and Poison’s Bret Michaels – all who have since dropped out. It was as if they’d been booked on a hantavirus cruise. On Truth Social, Trump responded by saying that he is thinking about replacing artists who are getting the “yips” by installing himself as headliner. The only artists who did not back out were Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice, who now need to find another way to make 80 bucks a night. Instead of music, the entertainment will be an 80-year-old man yelling about windmills. Windmilli Vanilli will be taking the stage. —Jimmy Kimmel

Trump also took time to brag about the results of his latest physical, commenting that he “scored 30 out of 30” on a four consecutive cognitive tests, proving “extreme intelligence” and that he is smarter than all past US presidents. That’s right. No president in the history of this country has ever had to have his brain examined this many times in a row. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

also flying to a private island makes him miss his friend Jeffrey Epstein (It’s as if that Fifa peace prize means nothing to this man)

On Saturday, Donald Trump Jr married his partner, Bettina Anderson, in the Bahamas in a small ceremony attended by 40 guests none of whom were his father. On Truth Social, Trump wrote that he “very much wanted” to be there but felt it was “important for me to remain in Washington, DC at the White House during this important period of time”. He had circumstances pertaining to government – and also flying to a private island makes him miss his friend Jeffrey Epstein. —Jimmy Kimmel

This is a guy who golfs two, three times a week, he’s going to UFC fights with Vanilla Ice. He was too busy for his son’s wedding. But he did say Don and Bettina are going to have a great marriage, and this is a man who knows a great marriage; he’s had three of them himself. —Jimmy Kimmel

Trump is stuck in the war with Iran like a pig in a vat of chocolate pudding. On Saturday, the president said that a deal with Iran was nearly finalized, but US bombs continue to strike the country. It’s as if that Fifa peace prize means nothing to this man. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

3 Republican lies about welfare (I don't have that kind of range)

According to latest poll California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s approval rating is down to 30%. After hearing this Arnold said I'm not gonna act all hurt and upset because I don't have that kind of range. --Conan O’Brien 11/10/2005

This week a Coca-Cola made a big announcement. Coca-Cola announced that by the end of the year it will phase out Vanilla Coke. This is the most popular move since America phased out Vanilla Ice. --Conan O’Brien 11/10/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”