No president in the history of this country has ever had to have his brain examined this many times in a row (an 80-year-old man yelling about windmills)

Last week, President Trump announced the Great American State Fair, a lavish musical event to celebrate America’s 250th birthday with performers including Martina McBride, Morris Day and the Time, the Commodores, Milli Vanilli and Poison’s Bret Michaels – all who have since dropped out. It was as if they’d been booked on a hantavirus cruise. On Truth Social, Trump responded by saying that he is thinking about replacing artists who are getting the “yips” by installing himself as headliner. The only artists who did not back out were Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice, who now need to find another way to make 80 bucks a night. Instead of music, the entertainment will be an 80-year-old man yelling about windmills. Windmilli Vanilli will be taking the stage. —Jimmy Kimmel

Trump also took time to brag about the results of his latest physical, commenting that he “scored 30 out of 30” on a four consecutive cognitive tests, proving “extreme intelligence” and that he is smarter than all past US presidents. That’s right. No president in the history of this country has ever had to have his brain examined this many times in a row. —Jimmy Kimmel

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