Sources report that Michael Jackson's baby is due February 27th and it's going to be named Michael Jackson, Jr. Michael plans to be with the mother during the delivery to make up for not being there for the conception. --Norm Macdonald, SNL
Why do dogs race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s almost never for them. --Norm Macdonald
If someone asks you what time it is, you say well it's either 6:15 or Mickey has a hard-on. --George Carlin
I'd like to talk about a few things that bring us together. Okay, things that emphasize our similarities instead of our differences, which is all you ever hear about in this country are differences. Politicians and the media are always pushing the things that separate us, things that make us different. That's the way the ruling class operates in any society. They divide the rest of the people, they keep the lower and the middle classes fighting with each other so that the rich can run off with all the fucking money. Fairly simple thing that happens to work. --George Carlin
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
