No president in the history of this country has ever had to have his brain examined this many times in a row (an 80-year-old man yelling about windmills)

Last week, President Trump announced the Great American State Fair, a lavish musical event to celebrate America’s 250th birthday with performers including Martina McBride, Morris Day and the Time, the Commodores, Milli Vanilli and Poison’s Bret Michaels – all who have since dropped out. It was as if they’d been booked on a hantavirus cruise. On Truth Social, Trump responded by saying that he is thinking about replacing artists who are getting the “yips” by installing himself as headliner. The only artists who did not back out were Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice, who now need to find another way to make 80 bucks a night. Instead of music, the entertainment will be an 80-year-old man yelling about windmills. Windmilli Vanilli will be taking the stage. —Jimmy Kimmel

Trump also took time to brag about the results of his latest physical, commenting that he “scored 30 out of 30” on a four consecutive cognitive tests, proving “extreme intelligence” and that he is smarter than all past US presidents. That’s right. No president in the history of this country has ever had to have his brain examined this many times in a row. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That better not be you, Mickey (the ashes of the ruling class)

World health authorities are tracking down dozens of passengers who left a cruise ship where there was a deadly outbreak of hantavirus, which is typically caused by exposure to rodent droppings. Damn it. That better not be you, Mickey. —Colin Jost

Jeffrey Epstein's alleged suicide note was released and contains the phrase "What you want me to do? Bust out crying?" Which is apparently referencing a line from a "Little Rascals" movie, and I think this note is real because Little Rascals were Epstein's type. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”