It’s surprisingly wrinkly (more radiant than ever)

Over the weekend, Iran responded to Trump’s proposal with a list of demands that included reparations for the war and full control over the strait of Hormuz. Tehran also said that it as willing to suspend development of its nuclear program but for a shorter time than the 20 years requested by Trump. Twenty years isn’t even that long,” laughed Colbert. “Anne Hathaway looks exactly the same. And if anything, Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci and Emily Blunt are more radiant than ever.” —Stephen Colbert

The president spent this weekend’s Mother’s Day posting a slew of AI-generated images: some showed Trump surrounded by pink hearts while another proclaimed him “the greatest of all time”. He’s also engaging in some recreational idolatry. There is a new 22ft Trump statue at his Miami golf club. [It’s] surprisingly wrinkly. They forgot to steam out his pants, his shirt and his face. —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I endorse The Penguin (since the last time I stubbed my toe)

November 2022

Just days before the midterm elections, Oprah Winfrey endorsed John Fetterman instead of the monster she unleashed upon us. Isn’t it crazy that Oprah gave Dr. Oz his career and even she’s turned against him? It’s like if Robin ran for mayor of Gotham, and Batman was like, ‘I endorse The Penguin.’ —Colin Jost

Tomorrow is the New York City Marathon, or as Fox News will report it, ‘Undocumented Africans Run Wild In Streets Of New York.’ —Colin Jost

CNN has announced that due to budget cuts they scaling back on original series and documentaries. Apparently there was a flaw with the business model of giving Stanley Tucci millions of dollars to eat gelato. —Colin Jost

Since Elon Musk took over Twitter, use of the N-Word on the site has reportedly jumped 500%. It’s the biggest increase in the use of the N-Word since the last time I stubbed my toe. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”