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Showing posts with label Tehran. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

It’s surprisingly wrinkly (more radiant than ever)


Over the weekend, Iran responded to Trump’s proposal with a list of demands that included reparations for the war and full control over the strait of Hormuz. Tehran also said that it as willing to suspend development of its nuclear program but for a shorter time than the 20 years requested by Trump. Twenty years isn’t even that long,” laughed Colbert. “Anne Hathaway looks exactly the same. And if anything, Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci and Emily Blunt are more radiant than ever.” —Stephen Colbert

The president spent this weekend’s Mother’s Day posting a slew of AI-generated images: some showed Trump surrounded by pink hearts while another proclaimed him “the greatest of all time”. He’s also engaging in some recreational idolatry. There is a new 22ft Trump statue at his Miami golf club. [It’s] surprisingly wrinkly. They forgot to steam out his pants, his shirt and his face. —Stephen Colbert


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Sunday, October 15, 2017

$69 a head/Congress approval rating at 11%/Tehran airport men's room



"This kind of seems like bad taste to me. A  Giuliani fundraiser is now charging $9.11 in reference to 9/11. Isn't that inappropriate? I mean, isn't it like a Bill Clinton fundraiser charging $69 a head?" --Jay Leno

"Folks, it's official. Congress now has the lowest approval rating of any Congress in the history of the United States. 11%! Their approval rating is so low, today they were invited to speak at Columbia University."  --Jay Leno

"This week, the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahma-nut job became the laughing stock of the world when he said there are no gay people in Iran. So apparently, he's never been to the Tehran airport men's room."  --Jay Leno
      
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans