It's called "Uh-oh, hold my hair." (I was told there would be no spelling)

Liquor brand Svedk will release a new product that combines rosé and vodka. It's called "Uh-oh, hold my hair." --Seth Meyers

Many women wore suffragette white to tonight's State of the Union address while President Trump wore angry tangerine number 6. --Seth Meyers

After a racist photo from his 1984 yearbook page resurfaced over the weekend, Virginia governor Ralph Northam reportedly told staffers yesterday that he is reluctant to step down because he is afraid of leaving office and being labeled as a racist for life. Yeah, that's the kind of thing that could follow you all the way to the White House. By the way, Racist for Life is also the 5K that Jeff Sessions runs in every spring. --Seth Meyers

During the State of the Union address, Republicans broke out into chants of "USA, USA." Said Betsy DeVos, "I was told there would be no spelling." --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Where was she thirty years ago when he came out of the bathroom as Michael Jackson? (I must be a mermaid)

The governor of Virginia, this guy is just an idiot. I'm sorry, this Ralph Northam, how did he ever get through Medical School. He's been trying to tough it out after admitting to wearing blackface in the 80s to enter a dance contest as Michael Jackson and now ironically everybody is telling him to “Beat It”. --Bill Maher

Northam is just an idiot. I interviewed a lot of politicians, sometimes they just are idiots. I mean Northam was at a press conference trying to explain this away and a reporter, Pulitzer Prize in the offing I'm sure, asked the governor if he could still Moonwalk. And this idiot governor started looking around like do I have enough space to bust a move and his wife, thank God for the wife, whispers “inappropriate.” Where was she thirty years ago when he came out of the bathroom as Michael Jackson? --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It’s extremely hard to ski straight when you are kegeling a jade egg (I don’t know how that guy could run with testicles that big)

A 72 year old man is suing Gwyneth Paltrow for knocking him unconscious and breaking his ribs in a skiing accident at a Utah ski resort in 2016. The man is now seeking more than $3.1 Million -- or two items on GOOP. Even if true, you have to cut Gwyneth a break here. It’s extremely hard to ski straight when you are kegeling a jade egg. --Stephen Colbert

Governor Ralph Northam is now denying it was him in the photo wearing blackface. But Northam admitted to once appearing in blackface as Michael Jackson. Never a good sign when there’s a story about you and Michael Jackson, and you’re the creepy one. --Stephen Colbert

A Colorado runner was attacked by a mountain lion. But he fought back and killed the lion with his bare hands. Wow! I don’t know how that guy could run with testicles that big. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I was told there would be no spelling (angry tangerine number 6)

During the State of the Union address, Republicans broke out into chants of "USA, USA." Said Betsy DeVos, "I was told there would be no spelling." --Seth Meyers

Many women wore suffragette white to tonight's State of the Union address while the President wore angry tangerine number 6. --Seth Meyers

After a racist photo from his 1984 yearbook page resurfaced over the weekend, Virginia governor Ralph Northam reportedly told staffers yesterday that he is reluctant to step down because he is afraid of leaving office and being labeled as a racist for life. Yeah, that's the kind of thing that could follow you all the way to the White House. By the way, Racist for Life is also the 5K that Jeff Sessions runs in every spring. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Oh, my God, I don't even have a costume yet (It's not you, it's I-95)

New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft was seen at the Super Bowl victory party last night wearing a large diamond chain around his neck that said "champions." And Rob Gronkowski was seen wearing one that said, "If found, my address is 242 Maple Street." --Seth Meyers

Officials have announced that Manhattan will be getting its first public beach in 2022. And even though it's three years away, a body has already washed up onshore. --Seth Meyers

February is Black History Month. "Oh, my God, I don't even have a costume yet," said Virginia Governor Ralph Northam. --Seth Meyers

According to a new study, men who live near heavily used roads are more likely to have trouble achieving an erection due to pollution exposure. Said one man, "It's not you, it's I-95." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

This is a journalist/This is a corporate shill (so maybe sit this one out, Grease Frightening)

Not only are Confederate statues symbols of slavery and white supremacy, they're also ugly. I mean, this is an actual statue of Confederate general Nathan Bedford Forrest. I mean, look at his face! Is that the face he made when he lost the Civil War or when he walked in on his parents having sex? --Seth Meyers

Donald Trump Jr. reposted a tweet from Senator Kamala Harris, congratulating Northam on his victory two years ago that said, "Congratulations to Ralph Northam and his team for showing that Virginia won't stand for hatred and bigotry." Don Jr. added, "Well, this is awkward and didn't age well at all." You might not want to comment on what's awkward and not aging well. Your dad is the birther who proposed a Muslim ban and said Nazis are fine people, so maybe sit this one out, Grease Frightening. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”