He could be our first green president (Hope and change the subject)

June 2012

"According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of marijuana. You know what that means? He could be our first green president." –Jay Leno

"Unemployment is still looking pretty bad. In fact, the White House has a new slogan on job creation: 'Hope and change the subject.'" Jay Leno

"The unemployment numbers are higher than President Obama was in high school." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Where was she thirty years ago when he came out of the bathroom as Michael Jackson? (I must be a mermaid)

The governor of Virginia, this guy is just an idiot. I'm sorry, this Ralph Northam, how did he ever get through Medical School. He's been trying to tough it out after admitting to wearing blackface in the 80s to enter a dance contest as Michael Jackson and now ironically everybody is telling him to “Beat It”. --Bill Maher

Northam is just an idiot. I interviewed a lot of politicians, sometimes they just are idiots. I mean Northam was at a press conference trying to explain this away and a reporter, Pulitzer Prize in the offing I'm sure, asked the governor if he could still Moonwalk. And this idiot governor started looking around like do I have enough space to bust a move and his wife, thank God for the wife, whispers “inappropriate.” Where was she thirty years ago when he came out of the bathroom as Michael Jackson? --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”