I’m chips; he’s guacamole (an old hookup from seven years ago)

President Trump said Wednesday that he expected to meet North Korean leader Kim Jong-un later this year. Man, you know you’re depressed when you’re texting an old hookup from seven years ago. —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump and Kim can meet in November. It all really depends on how their couples Halloween costume goes, so. [imitating Trump] ‘I’m chips; he’s guacamole.’” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The real headline should have read, “Rude Dude Escapes In The Nude.” (I can't with this guy. I quit. No more. I'm out. Done.)

President Trump was back at it this morning criticizing Special Counsel Robert Mueller's Russia investigation. And he did it with a tweet riddled with errors. [shows tweet with six errors highlighted] Even for Donald Trump, there were a lot of typos. I mean, at this point even Trump's autocorrect is like, “I can't with this guy. I quit. No more. I'm out. Done.”  --James Corden

A headline in The Metro reads, “Naked Man Crashes Car Then Leads Police On Bizzare Nude Foot Chase.” That was their headline. The real headline should have read, “Rude Dude Escapes In The Nude.” --James Corden

As the Russia investigation moves forward, Trump and his legal team have submitted documents in writing in the hopes that Trump's interview under oath will be shorter. Sources say Trump's attorneys are worried he would be vulnerable in a long interview. It's never a good sign when your attorneys are like, "You need to meet us halfway here because my client can't go 10 minutes without lying." --James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Where was she thirty years ago when he came out of the bathroom as Michael Jackson? (I must be a mermaid)

The governor of Virginia, this guy is just an idiot. I'm sorry, this Ralph Northam, how did he ever get through Medical School. He's been trying to tough it out after admitting to wearing blackface in the 80s to enter a dance contest as Michael Jackson and now ironically everybody is telling him to “Beat It”. --Bill Maher

Northam is just an idiot. I interviewed a lot of politicians, sometimes they just are idiots. I mean Northam was at a press conference trying to explain this away and a reporter, Pulitzer Prize in the offing I'm sure, asked the governor if he could still Moonwalk. And this idiot governor started looking around like do I have enough space to bust a move and his wife, thank God for the wife, whispers “inappropriate.” Where was she thirty years ago when he came out of the bathroom as Michael Jackson? --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”