It's called "Uh-oh, hold my hair." (I was told there would be no spelling)

Liquor brand Svedk will release a new product that combines rosé and vodka. It's called "Uh-oh, hold my hair." --Seth Meyers

Many women wore suffragette white to tonight's State of the Union address while President Trump wore angry tangerine number 6. --Seth Meyers

After a racist photo from his 1984 yearbook page resurfaced over the weekend, Virginia governor Ralph Northam reportedly told staffers yesterday that he is reluctant to step down because he is afraid of leaving office and being labeled as a racist for life. Yeah, that's the kind of thing that could follow you all the way to the White House. By the way, Racist for Life is also the 5K that Jeff Sessions runs in every spring. --Seth Meyers

During the State of the Union address, Republicans broke out into chants of "USA, USA." Said Betsy DeVos, "I was told there would be no spelling." --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”