the series finale of America (Trust Me)

This was expected to be the most-watched debate ever. The ratings were expected to rank up with the finale of “Cheers,” the finale of “M.A.S.H.” Makes sense, in a way this election feels like the series finale of America. –Jimmy Kimmel

It’s our responsibility as Americans to register to vote, to go to our local polling places, and make a choice between two people nobody can believe are our only available options. –Jimmy Kimmel

"Pope Francis just got a used car, a 1984 Renault with 190,000 miles on it. The Pope said he wanted an old car so he could drive around listening to his Billy Idol cassettes." –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I heard that this year Hillary Clinton dressed up as a Democrat (an unhealthy way to deal with disappointment and failure)

You know Marco Rubio had another third place finish and declared victory, and you know therapists will be showing Marco Rubio's victory speeches as an example of the unhealthy way to deal with disappointment and failure. --Jimmy Dore 3/3/16

I was watching Turner Classic Movies. They played Buck Privates and M.A.S.H. back to back. Which means I now officially have more military experience than Donald Trump. --Jimmy Dore 6/3/16

You know I haven't joked about Chris Christie since he dropped out of the race to spend more time with his family style meals. --Jimmy Dore 6/3/16

 I hope everybody had a fun Halloween. I heard that this year Hillary Clinton dressed up as a Democrat. --Jimmy Dore 11/4/16

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

I heard that this year Hillary Clinton dressed up as a Democrat (the power of one young person)

I was watching Turner Classic Movies. They played Buck Privates and M.A.S.H. back to back. Which means I now officially have more military experience than Donald Trump. --Jimmy Dore 6/3/16

You know I haven't joked about Chris Christie since he dropped out of the race to spend more time with his family style meals. --Jimmy Dore 6/3/16

I hope everybody had a fun Halloween. I heard that this year Hillary Clinton dressed up as a Democrat. --Jimmy Dore 11/4/16

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

an example of the unhealthy way to deal with disappointment and failure (the lap band surgery of Chris Christie's soul)

Did you hear at Trump headquarters there is cheering and celebrating while Chris Christie privately sobs like the Japanese commandant in Bridge Over the River Kwai. --Jimmy Dore 3/3/16

You know Marco Rubio had another third place finish declared victory and you know therapists will be showing Marco Rubio's victory speeches as an example of the unhealthy way to deal with disappointment and failure. --Jimmy Dore 3/3/16

Donald Trump is the lap band surgery of Chris Christie's soul. --Jimmy Dore 3/3/16

Chris Christie has a huge appetite but I doubt if he's enjoying all the sh*t Trump's making him eat in public right now. --Jimmy Dore 3/3/16

I was watching Turner Classic Movies. They played Buck Privates and M.A.S.H. back to back. Which means I now officially have more military experience than Donald Trump. --Jimmy Dore 6/3/16

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I think I’ve heard this one before, but go ahead (the series finale of America)

The experts said in order to win, Hillary Clinton had to project an image of competence, experience, wisdom, health, and vitality, without coming off as angry, bookish, or overbearing. Donald Trump had to not mention his genitals. –Jimmy Kimmel

This was expected to be the most-watched debate ever. The ratings were expected to rank up with the finale of “Cheers,” the finale of “M.A.S.H.” Makes sense, in a way this election feels like the series finale of America. –Jimmy Kimmel

After tonight’s debate, several Fox News analysts said that Hillary Clinton was the clear winner. So maybe global warming IS a hoax because hell has frozen over. –Seth Meyers

Pundits are noting that this year’s group of debate moderators is the most diverse in history, featuring an African-American, two women, a Filipino, and an openly gay man. Trump was like, “I think I’ve heard this one before, but go ahead.” –Seth Meyers