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Showing posts with label James Carville. Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Carville. Show all posts

Thursday, August 6, 2026

Doctors say his tail will grow back in no time (he's more like Bill)


James Carville made a video letting everyone know he's recovering from surgery. Doctors say his tail will grow back in no time. —Greg Gutfeld 


And finally, a portrait of President Trump made of horse poop has sold for $1,800 in Canada. Not to be outdone, Joe Biden's poop made into a horse sold for $18,000. —Greg Gutfeld  


CNN compared Abdul El-Sayed to Hillary Clinton. In reality, he's more like Bill since they both dream about being with 72 virgins. —Greg Gutfeld 


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Saturday, October 25, 2025

Imagine mistaking a laptop for your baby (Fullofshiticus)


James Carville said Trump collaborators should be publicly shamed and spit on. And immediately Don Lemon signed up to be a Trump collaborator. —Greg Gutfeld

So, in a recent interview, Hunter Biden claims that he didn't think the laptop was his. I know. Imagine mistaking a laptop for your baby. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Tuesday, February 4, 2025

There I am Gary! There I am! (That's like being first in line at a James Carville kissing booth)


Kamala Harris remains the front runner for the 2028 nomination. I know that's some accolade. That's like being first in line at a James Carville kissing booth. —Greg Gutfeld 


Since the pandemic American students have fallen further behind in reading and math. Only one-third of New York City fourth graders were deemed proficient in math, which is great for me, I can now charge twice as much when I buy them beer. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Saturday, November 23, 2024

At this rate in two weeks she'll be calling herself toots (trying to steal his bowl of mice)


James Carville attacked Merrick Garland for not rushing to to prosecute Trump, then he attacked a mongoose that was trying to steal his bowl of mice. —Greg Gutfeld


As wokeness dies off AOC removed her pronouns from her Twitter bio and changed representative to congresswoman. At this rate in two weeks she'll be calling herself toots. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

We will finally be safe there/swallowed by/men's room



"Actually, the reason this is such a big story is that Bill Richardson was a member of the Clinton cabinet. And Clinton adviser James Carville on Good Friday, he called Bill Richardson a Judas. Called him a Judas. Well, you know, there are a lot of biblical references in this race. Now they're calling Bill Clinton 'Jonah' because he was once swallowed by a whale." --Jay Leno

"It's just getting worse for him. In the New York Post today, a former madam said that Eliot Spitzer would pay to watch other couples have sex. He would pay to watch other couples have sex. Well, that's something we don't have to worry about the new governor doing. We will finally be safe there." --Jay Leno

"And Larry Craig did not file for re-election by the deadline. He legally cannot run for office again. How about that? Ironically, you know why Larry Craig missed the filing deadline? He was in the men's room." --Jay Leno