There I am Gary! There I am! (That's like being first in line at a James Carville kissing booth)

Kamala Harris remains the front runner for the 2028 nomination. I know that's some accolade. That's like being first in line at a James Carville kissing booth. —Greg Gutfeld 

Since the pandemic American students have fallen further behind in reading and math. Only one-third of New York City fourth graders were deemed proficient in math, which is great for me, I can now charge twice as much when I buy them beer. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”