A Mao suit and a bunch of a Gaddafi scarves (or just shoots you in the nuts with a rubber bullet)

“They’re treating protesters like insurgents. Honestly, how long until Trump coasts down Pennsylvania Avenue on top of a tank in a Mao suit and a bunch of a Gaddafi scarves?” —Seth Meyers

“Trump is threatening to send in the military against US protesters. So, in response to protests about police brutality, you’re threatening to throw in the army to crush them. That’s like forgetting your child’s birthday, and apologizing by sending in the army to crush them.” —Stephen Colbert

“Here’s how bald this display of authoritarianism is: while he’s giving his speech in the Rose Garden, you can actually hear the military flash grenades exploding among the protesters in the background. Trump said, ‘where there is no law, there is no opportunity’ as a flash grenade pops in the background. (Colbert as Trump) ‘And where there is law, opportunity knocks … you in the head with a billy club, or just shoots you in the nuts with a rubber bullet.’ —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Krispy Kremes new honey-glazed IV drip (Me Love You Long Time)

Krispy Kreme doughnuts have introduced a new beverage that they're calling a drinkable version of their donuts. And for those who think even drinking a donut is too much look for Krispy Kremes new honey-glazed IV drip. --Conan O’Brien 7/21/2004

The Coors Brewing Company announced plans to merge with the Molson company. However this morning when Coors woke up and took a good look at Molson and suddenly Molson didn't look so hot. --Conan O’Brien 7/22/2004

It was reported today that when Bill Clinton's book was translated in China the Chinese government added passages where Clinton praises Mao Zedong. In fact in the Chinese version of Clinton's book it isn't called My Life, it's called Me Love You Long Time. --Conan O’Brien 7/22/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”