Somehow this is going to end with a Statue of Liberty in a bikini, I just -- I just know it (The Real Housewives of Mesopotamia)

March 2023

“Meanwhile, today, I don't know if you saw this. Donald Trump released a campaign video calling for a national contest to create futuristic ‘freedom cities.’ Somehow this is going to end with a Statue of Liberty in a bikini, I just -- I just know it.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump has a lot of big ideas. He also proposed adding a second St. Louis arch and painting them gold.” —Jimmy Fallon

“President Biden hosted German Chancellor Olaf Scholz. Yeah, Biden met with Olaf. It went better than when Trump met with him and said, ‘I was expecting a snowman.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Finally, researchers just discovered that winemaking began 11,000 years ago. Yep. To find out more, tune into the new Bravo show, The Real Housewives of Mesopotamia.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Oh, God. The caravan is coming from inside the House! (just as loud and just as orange)

But it was an historic night. Trump gave his speech in front of the most diverse Congress ever. It was so diverse, Trump was like, "Oh, God. The caravan is coming from inside the House!" --Jimmy Fallon

Actually, some of the channels that didn't air the speech released statements explaining their decision. For example, HGTV released a statement saying, "We didn't air the President's address because we already know how to build walls." Up next, Bravo. They said they didn't air the address because even the Real Housewives think that's too much drama. The History Channel said, "We didn't air it because we aired something more factual -- 'Ancient Aliens.'" Nickelodeon said, "We didn't air the President's address because we oppose his position on immigration. We stand with Dora." And finally MTV said, "We didn't air the President's address, but we did air a 'Jersey Shore' marathon, which is just as loud and just as orange." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

What's the worst Hanukkah gift you could give someone? (the Enola Really Gay)

"The country of Iran announced this week they're going to publish the writings and speeches of the Iranian president. Which, of course, answers the question. 'What's the worst Hanukkah gift you could give someone?" --Jay Leno

"The Pentagon has confirmed rumors that it tried to develop a gay bomb -- a bomb that used chemicals to make enemy soldiers attracted to one another. A documentary about the gay bomb will be broadcast on both the History Channel and Bravo. Insiders say this will be the biggest gay bomb since 'Rent' was made into a movie. They even devoted a special plane to drop the bomb. It's the Enola Really Gay." --Jay Leno

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-

collected-poems-1985-2015.html

the governor had just flown in from the 1950s (underwear model)

"Last week was a busy, busy week for both major parties. Starting with the Democrats, who met for a candidates forum on Logo, the gay-oriented cable channel that is not Lifetime or Bravo. It was generally a friendly event, except for one William Richardson [on screen: Richardson saying homosexuality is a choice, when asked if homosexuality is a choice or it is biological]. Richardson then swung into damage control mode, explaining the next day he didn't understand the question because of jet lag. Yes, apparently, the governor had just flown in from the 1950s." --Jon Stewart

"The Iowa straw poll, a quadrennial ritual for Republican candidates, was held Saturday in Ames, Iowa. And the big winner of this unofficial, preseason survey of the Iowa electorate? Former Massachusetts Governor/part-time J.C. Penny catalogue underwear model Mitt Romney with over 30% of the vote." --Jon Stewart

    

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Queer Eye For Pretending To Be The Straight Guy (Any place you want it to be)

"A very special edition of 'Dateline' the other night. Matt Lauer interviewed Idaho Senator Larry Craig. Actually, the senator was a little confused. He thought it was 'Win A Date with Matt Lauer.' The senator showed up with flowers, condoms, a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade. He was there to party. If you didn't see the interview, it will rerun on Bravo on 'Queer Eye For Pretending To Be The Straight Guy.'" --Jay Leno

"There was one kind of awkward moment during the interview. During a commercial break, I guess Matt Lauer asked the senator where the bathroom was, and the senator said, 'Any place you want it to be.'" --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #repealreplacerepublicans #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern @BrandNew535 @justicedems