Oh, God. The caravan is coming from inside the House! (just as loud and just as orange)

But it was an historic night. Trump gave his speech in front of the most diverse Congress ever. It was so diverse, Trump was like, "Oh, God. The caravan is coming from inside the House!" --Jimmy Fallon

Actually, some of the channels that didn't air the speech released statements explaining their decision. For example, HGTV released a statement saying, "We didn't air the President's address because we already know how to build walls." Up next, Bravo. They said they didn't air the address because even the Real Housewives think that's too much drama. The History Channel said, "We didn't air it because we aired something more factual -- 'Ancient Aliens.'" Nickelodeon said, "We didn't air the President's address because we oppose his position on immigration. We stand with Dora." And finally MTV said, "We didn't air the President's address, but we did air a 'Jersey Shore' marathon, which is just as loud and just as orange." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

And now for the bad news — that’s ALL he wore (Donald Trump Said That)

Starting this week, every fast food chain in America has to post calorie counts on their menus. You can tell people are confused, because today they read the menu like, “I’ll have the Whopper 3,000!” --Jimmy Fallon

A woman in Colorado was cited for property damage after she used a 7-Eleven microwave to heat up a urine sample, and it exploded. The 7-Eleven owner was like, “Lady, if you wanted hot urine, you could’ve just poured yourself a coffee.” --Jimmy Fallon

Over the weekend, Chip Gaines from the HGTV show “Fixer Upper” ran a marathon while wearing a tool belt. And now for the bad news — that’s ALL he wore. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”