Somehow this is going to end with a Statue of Liberty in a bikini, I just -- I just know it (The Real Housewives of Mesopotamia)

March 2023

“Meanwhile, today, I don't know if you saw this. Donald Trump released a campaign video calling for a national contest to create futuristic ‘freedom cities.’ Somehow this is going to end with a Statue of Liberty in a bikini, I just -- I just know it.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump has a lot of big ideas. He also proposed adding a second St. Louis arch and painting them gold.” —Jimmy Fallon

“President Biden hosted German Chancellor Olaf Scholz. Yeah, Biden met with Olaf. It went better than when Trump met with him and said, ‘I was expecting a snowman.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Finally, researchers just discovered that winemaking began 11,000 years ago. Yep. To find out more, tune into the new Bravo show, The Real Housewives of Mesopotamia.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”