This was also his wedding toast to his son Eric, by the way (Humpback Mountain)

It was reported that MSNBC studios at 30 Rock have been infested with bedbugs. For more on this story everybody look under their seats! —Colin Jost

For the first time ever, two male humpback whales were photographed having sex. Learn more about it in the heartbreaking drama, Humpback Mountain. —Colin Jost

“Donald Trump — you remember that guy? He used to be, yeah — wrote ‘Has there ever been a worse host than Jimmy Kimmel at the Oscars? His opening was that of a less-than-average person trying too hard to be something which he is not and never can be.’ This was also his wedding toast to his son Eric, by the way.” — Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

A new report found that the U.S. spends more than $5 billion on redundant government programs (redundant government programs)

"Charlie Sheen joined Twitter and within two days, had 1.4 million people following him. To be fair, most of those people work for the Center for Disease Control." –Conan O'Brien

"Bill Clinton has turned down an offer to appear on '30 Rock.' He's too busy mulling over an offer to star in 'Two and a Half Men.'" –Conan O'Brien

"The president of Mexico, Felipe Calderon, visited the White House. He asked to meet with our country's biggest importer of Mexican goods: Charlie Sheen." –Jimmy Fallon

"A new report found that the U.S. spends more than $5 billion on redundant government programs. Another report found that the U.S. spends more than $5 billion on redundant government programs." –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

testing new facial recognition technology (dishonest insane intolerable)

Listen to this -- the Secret Service is testing new facial recognition technology to enhance security at the White House. But it's having a little trouble correctly identifying people's faces. 

For example, it thought Rudy Giuliani was a pair of chattering teeth, and that's not the case. Next up, it thought Vice President Mike Pence was a Kohl's mannequin. 

Next, it thought Senator Lindsey Graham was Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock. Next up, it thought Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross was a smiley old baseball mitt. 

And last, it thought Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin was...McLovin. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

that's longer than most jobs last in the White House (slamming tourists into the boards)

The gold medal-winning U.S. women's hockey team is here tonight. They'll be out in a few minutes, but until then, they're downstairs in the 30 Rock ice rink slamming tourists into the boards. --Jimmy Fallon

The Academy Awards were last night, and today my dad called me up and said I did a great job hosting. --Jimmy Fallon

Last night's Oscars broadcast was over three and a half hours long. Wow. To put that in perspective, that's longer than most jobs last in the White House. --Jimmy Fallon

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html