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Thursday, December 13, 2018

testing new facial recognition technology (dishonest insane intolerable)


Listen to this -- the Secret Service is testing new facial recognition technology to enhance security at the White House. But it's having a little trouble correctly identifying people's faces. 

For example, it thought Rudy Giuliani was a pair of chattering teeth, and that's not the case. Next up, it thought Vice President Mike Pence was a Kohl's mannequin. 

Next, it thought Senator Lindsey Graham was Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock. Next up, it thought Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross was a smiley old baseball mitt. 

And last, it thought Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin was...McLovin. --Jimmy Fallon

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