A new report found that the U.S. spends more than $5 billion on redundant government programs (redundant government programs)

"Charlie Sheen joined Twitter and within two days, had 1.4 million people following him. To be fair, most of those people work for the Center for Disease Control." –Conan O'Brien

"Bill Clinton has turned down an offer to appear on '30 Rock.' He's too busy mulling over an offer to star in 'Two and a Half Men.'" –Conan O'Brien

"The president of Mexico, Felipe Calderon, visited the White House. He asked to meet with our country's biggest importer of Mexican goods: Charlie Sheen." –Jimmy Fallon

"A new report found that the U.S. spends more than $5 billion on redundant government programs. Another report found that the U.S. spends more than $5 billion on redundant government programs." –Jimmy Fallon

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