“Even his GOP presidential rival and Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, defended Trump but also slipped in a little zinger at the ex-president’s expense: ‘Look, I don’t know what goes into paying hush money to a porn star to secure silence over some type of alleged affair – I can’t speak to that.’ Well, it’s Ron DeSassy all of a sudden.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“The truth is, there’s no good reason for Trump to be in any of this trouble. If Casa No-brain had just paid Stormy Daniels the $130,000 himself out of his Pizza Hut money or whatever, he wouldn’t be in this situation. He wouldn’t have an issue in New York. So many of his legal problems are based on him being an idiot. If President Karen hadn’t picked up the phone and called around Georgia asking to speak to its manager to find 11,000 votes, he wouldn’t have an issue in Georgia. If he just tweeted the words ‘calm down, go home’ four hours earlier, like everyone including his daughters told him to, he wouldn’t have an issue on January 6th. And if the Great White Hope Chest hadn’t boxed up his love letters from the Saudis and Kim Jong-un – if he hadn’t squirreled them out of the White House and into the rec room at Golf-a-Lago – he wouldn’t have an issue with the FBI. In every case, the reason he’s in trouble is because he is the dumbest criminal in the world.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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