Oh, it's approved. I’ll fly him myself (Oh, so this is what it feels like to be satisfied)

March 2023

“The J in Donald J Trump now stands for jail. It’s historic and it’s funny. It’s very, very funny. Of all the things he’s done, the one that bit Trump in the ass is a round of post-golf putter butter with the star of Sexbots: Programmed for Pleasure. Just a day earlier, Trump had praised the grand jury in an all-caps Truth Social post, saying the group were ‘NOT GOING TO VOTE AGAINST A PREPONDERANCE OF EVIDENCE’. And he was right. They voted for a preponderance of evidence against him. That evidence being his payment of $130,000 to Stormy Daniels, who he claims he doesn’t know, and his own lawyer saying Trump directed him to make that payment, and disguised that payment as a legal expense. That seems like a preponderance of evidence to me. Next week he’s going to have to write all this down on the wall of his cell with Cheeto dust. Best baseball opening day ever, I will say. Lady Justice is getting loose in the bullpen right now. We’ll bring her in in the ninth to close it out with insurrection and treason.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Well, guys, it finally happened. A New York grand jury has voted to indict former president Trump for his role in a hush-money payment made to Stormy Daniels. When she heard, Stormy Daniels was like, ‘Oh, so this is what it feels like to be satisfied.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“It gets even crazier, though. If Trump refuses to surrender, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis would have to approve a request to send him to New York. DeSantis was like, ‘Oh, it's approved. I’ll fly him myself.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”