A Budget for a Better America: Finger Lickin’ Good. We Are Farmers. Bah Da Bah Bah Bah. I’m Lovin’ It (Targeting your inner circle)

Happy Budget Day! The president released his 2020 spending plan, which he’s calling “A Budget for a Better America: Promises Kept. Taxpayers First.” Okay, pick a slogan. Just One. That titles got a little junk in the trunk. But Donald Trump overdoes everything. It’s always too much. Originally Trump wanted to call it: “A Budget for a Better America: Finger Lickin’ Good. We Are Farmers. Bah Da Bah Bah Bah. I’m Lovin’ It.” --Stephen Colbert

But this isn’t just a salacious story. National Security experts said that Cindy Yang could pose a threat, presenting opportunities for espionage and blackmail targeting the president’s inner circle. Targeting your inner circle, also available at her massage parlors. --Stephen Colbert

But the story got even seamier, when it came out that the founder of the massage parlor company, Cindy Yang, attended Trump’s Super Bowl party at Mar-a-Lago. Well, of course she went to Trump’s Super Bowl party. We know she was pulling for Bob Kraft. --Stephen Colbert

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