Has somebody been gnawing on Mother’s scented candles again? (She might finally get her wish)

March 2023

“We are looking forward to a possible indictment of Donald Trump, after the former president claimed that he expected to be arrested on Tuesday for campaign finance violations in relation to 2016 hush money payments to the porn star Stormy Daniels. But you never know with him. Either he’s about to actually be arrested, or he’s releasing another round of digital trading cards for us to buy, we don’t know for sure. He’s absolutely spinning out, because he knows it’s Melania’s birthday next month and she might finally get her wish.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Meanwhile, Mike Pence weighed in on the possible arrest with words that are so profoundly meaningless, even if you were to print them out, you’d still have a blank page. ‘Nobody’s above the law, but nobody is beneath the law either,’ Pence said on ABC’s This Week. Has somebody been gnawing on Mother’s scented candles again? Because that doesn’t make any sense at all.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”