Things got off to a rough start when Biden was the only one who showed up wearing a toga (Well, cancel the party)

March 2023

“Well, guys, today in Washington, D.C., it was the deadline for U.S. federal agencies to remove TikTok from all government devices. And five minutes later, inflation, climate change, and world peace were immediately solved.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Apparently, government employees were really into TikTok today. One White House staffer finally looked up from his phone and said, ‘Vice President Biden, what are you doing here?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some more news -- today, President Biden held a reception at the White House to celebrate Greek Independence Day. Things got off to a rough start when Biden was the only one who showed up wearing a toga.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Guys, listen to this. I read that the grand jury weighing charges against former president Trump over hush payments made to Stormy Daniels is taking the next month off. What? Even Ted Cruz is like, ‘You're going on vacation now?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep. A potential indictment is at least a month away. Melania was like, ‘Well, cancel the party.’” —Jimmy Fallon

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