Leaving us hanging like Trump tried to do with Mike Pence (Please Welcome Kanye West)

March 2023

“The grand jury in the case against Donald Trump is now on two-week hiatus and is leaving us hanging like Trump tried to do with Mike Pence. But that’s a different indictment, I think.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“One reason Trump’s case may never come to court is that America may cease to exist, as congressional Republicans refuse to raise the debt ceiling, risking a June 5th deadline to avoid ‘catastrophic default’. Now, I’m sure that’s not good, but at this point aren’t we all a little catastrophied out? If you want to grab our attention at this point, you’re going to have to do more. You’re going to need something scarier than catastrophic default, like gonorrhea-geddon or Please Welcome Kanye West.” —Stephen Colbert

“President Biden has proposed a budget, which has been met with crickets by the speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy, who on Tuesday sent the president a ‘blame letter’ claiming ‘with each passing day, I am incredibly concerned that you are putting an already fragile economy in jeopardy.’ No you’re not. You know how I know you’re not concerned? Because you expressed your concern in the form of the slowest possible form of a communication, a letter. That’s like saying, ‘Oh no! The house is on fire. Quick, someone hire a barbershop quartet to tell the fire department!’” —Stephen Colbert

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