He should see whether that grand jury will cut him a check for $130,000, because he is so screwed (telling your customers the truth is terrible for business)

March 2023

“I had a plan for my monologue on this evening, but literally three minutes before I came out here, the New York Times reported that a Manhattan grand jury had voted to indict Donald Trump over hush money payments made to porn star Stormy Daniels during the 2016 presidential election. Trump was right: we’re finally saying Merry Christmas again! I didn’t know if this was going to be coming, I thought maybe it would never come. I used to think, ah, what does it matter if it came. I didn’t know it would feel this good. This is good news for everybody, even him! He now gets to join his J6 prison choir. He should see whether that grand jury will cut him a check for $130,000, because he is so screwed.” —Stephen Colbert

“The Dominion Voting Systems lawsuit against Fox News, which has demonstrated proof that Fox knew that if they told the truth and exposed the former president’s lies, they would alienate their co-dependent viewers. One document from the lawsuit shows the CEO of Fox News condemning a reporter who fact-checked Trump’s election fraud lies on air, writing in an email: ‘This has to stop now. The audience is furious … Bad for business.’ Yes, telling your customers the truth is terrible for business. That’s why Arby’s quickly abandoned their old slogan: ‘We have the hog anus.’” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”