“There have been media reports that Donald Trump would be formally charged on Wednesday but will not be arrested until next week. Yeah, apparently Trump signed up for the government’s charge now, pay later option. Trump’s been having meltdowns for several days. It’s all part of his plan to be tried as a juvenile.” —Jimmy Fallon
“There are four separate investigations into Donald Trump, including a federal case on his handling of classified documents taken to his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. Earlier this week, prosecutors revealed that Trump knowingly misled his lawyers so that they would submit a sworn statement regarding the documents that he knew was false. So just to be clear, Trump was already in trouble for stealing classified documents from the White House, and now he may have broken the law again by tricking his own lawyers into lying to the government. So now Trump’s original crimes are having their own little baby crimes. They grow up and implicate you so fast, don’t they? Can you imagine being a lawyer for Donald Trump and finding out he set you up? That would make you question whether it was even worth buying a degree from Barbados in the first place. I know there are a lot of different cases going on and this all seems very complicated, but there is a simple explanation. Trump is a criminal. I hope that clears that up.” —Al Franken
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