So congratulations, New Jersey! You’re back in business! (they talked to the doll for 45 minutes about their juice cleanse)

If you’re unhappy at work, you should know about a new study that proves employees feel less resentful and improve the quality of their work if they’re allowed to — get this — stab voodoo dolls of their boss. During the study, employees stuck their voodoo dolls with pins, they burned them with candles, and pinched them with pliers. Or, if they really, really wanted to do some damage, they talked to the doll for 45 minutes about their juice cleanse. --James Corden

The sheriff’s office in Broward County, Florida, recently announced their newest deputy, former basketball star Shaquille O’Neal. I don’t know what Shaq is going to be doing. I think we can rule out working undercover. --James Corden

Alabama will no longer be overwhelmed by the stench of New York’s raw sewage, so congratulations, New Jersey! You’re back in business! --James Corden

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