Earlier today, the senate passed a resolution to terminate the national emergency President Trump declared in order to get funding for his border wall. It’s almost like the president’s plans have hit, I don’t know, a barrier of some kind. --James Corden
A new study has just been released where food researchers have found that one-third of all foods Americans eat gives them something called “food guilt.” Food guilt is the regret you feel when you eat food that you know isn’t good for you. Now take it from me, here is the key. Just push through it. Just push through it. --James Corden
Facebook and Instagram were down for 14 hours yesterday. So I was forced to look at Twitter. Going on Twitter because Facebook and Instagram are down is a bit like running out of beer and wine and going, “Probably time to try Meth.” --James Corden
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and Orwell’s 1984.”
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