He’s going to be the first presidential candidate giving speeches from his getaway car (a man so bad at sex he pays people not to talk about it)

“Donald Trump teased a possible arrest for campaign finance violations that’s still pending a grand jury decision on charges. It could happen at any moment or, knowing Trump’s luck, maybe never. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Merrick Garland just put himself in jail, it just seems easier.” —Seth Meyers

“Donald Trump, the man so bad at sex he pays people not to talk about it. ” —John Leguizamo, The Daily Show

“I love that Trump is running for office and from the law at the same time. How great is that? He’s going to be the first presidential candidate giving speeches from his getaway car.” — John Leguizamo, The Daily Show

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”