These mortals, they need so much care (It’ll go with their flexible ethics code)

The GOP’s healthcare plan came out last week and, so far, it’s popular with everyone . . . except doctors, hospitals, the insurance industry, patients, the elderly, Democrats, Republicans, and — what’s the word? — mortals. Yeah. These mortals, they need so much care. –Stephen Colbert

Goldman Sachs announced this week that it will be implementing a new “flexible dress code.” It’ll go with their flexible ethics code. --Stephen Colbert

This week the commerce department said that the nation’s trade deficit is at a record high in part due to punitive tariffs Donald Trump imposed. This is what you get when you elect a guy whose central philosophy is that big numbers are good. Colbert as Trump, “Look at that huge deficit. Almost as impressive as my giant, beautiful cholesterol.” --Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”